How to be a Bitch

OKAY! so i was browsing on stuff. and im like how does the great Massie Block be such a bitch but never feel bad about it. so i found this on How To Be a Bitch:

Step 1:Think about numero uno. The reason a woman or sometimes a man can be classified as a bitch is primarily because they are only concerned with themselves. If you think about yourself ahead of all others, you are placing yourself in the prime position to become a bitch. From now on it's not about anybody else but you. You do what you want, talk to who you want, have sex with who you want, all of which are aimed at fulfilling your needs. Why? Because you are starting to be a bitch.
Step 2:Drop the nice act. Are you always going the extra mile to help a friend? Are you always putting in the extra five bucks when everybody goes out? Then don't. Stop. Don't say please, don't say thank you. Expect people to help you. Tell them why they must help you and put you above others. Be blatant, be demanding and...just be a bitch!
Step 3:Seek revenge. If someone has screwed you, if someone has been a bitch to you in the past, now it's time to give it right back to them. Mark your target and go after them blatantly. Once you have your mark, find out what really excites them, pleases them, or makes them happy, and absolutely destroy it for them. If your co-worker has to leave early and you're always getting stuck with her extra work, next time she tries to pull it, leave the pile of work on desk and simply walk out. Tell her it's her responsibility. Other tricks great for revenge are blatantly ratting someone out, forward embarrassing emails, pictures or telling wildly inappropriate stories about them in front of their parents. Like the time they had sex in the bathroom at Thanksgiving. Perfect!
Step 4:Keep it up. A bitch isn't simply a snide woman one day and then completely fine the next. That can just get chalked up to PMS. No, a bitch is a woman who keeps up her bitchiness for long periods of time. She denies sex for long periods of time, refuses to assist people, puts herself head and shoulders above everyone, her favorite word is "no." This is not to say that a bitch can't be nice now and again. But if she is, it is only used as a tool to get what she wants. And the fact that she is nice surprises everyone around her. Congratulations, by following these steps, you are officially a bitch!



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UMMMM Wat?

sup fools! I'm hella bored but stoked about going to new york's fashion week! yess! I'm gonna strut. well nothing has been really going on here. Only thing is my dad and his girlfriend. She's a total gold digger. I need an evil plan to expose her.
Anyway I'm thinking about making a myspace page dedicated to my all time favorite Clique Character...Massie Block! But it might be a bad idea. IDK!! it might be kind of fun though. so I'm going to try it. When I do i'll give you all the url. anyways peace out!

-Heidi

P.S. I know this one is short but i didnt know wat to say

Walk Away

Song: Walk Away
Artist: Paula Deanda
Subject: Getting over it

Okay so my bestie... she had this boyfriend but she broke up with him. and now he's being a baby and not calling her, texting her, talking to her or even LOOKING at her. She feels like crap now and she thinks she's stupid for dumping him. She is like sooo wat can i do...
Well for starters you could Stop Crying . obviously the guy doesn't deserve you. Whenever a guy does that it just means he doesn't like rejection and well u rejected him.

I know u peeps r like why is she telling us this. I'm telling you because most girls actually feel like this. OBVIOUSLY he's trying to make u jealous. Guys are insecure that way and yes they PMS more than us girls. But he's just a moron. Sometimes u should just walk away. OMG LIKE Today's SONG!!! yes Walk Away and don't even make contact with him. if Ur really sad don't let him notice. Every time he looks at u act like u don't notice him and act like Ur having the best time without him. He'll miss out on the fun and talk to u. Whatever you do DO NOT go to his house. cuz a post break-up talk will lead to post break-up sex and u don't wanna come off skanky do u?


LOVE YA, Heidi

Miss Murder??? Try Mr. Murder!

Song: Miss Murder
Artist: AFI
Subject: Boys and Britney

My boyfriend broke up with me! I know major shock but im gonna have to find away to make the public seem like its his fault later. im thinkin public humiliation. No sex in the backseat of ur escalade for a looooong time pal!
Anywho I didn't come here to discuss Jack...off. i came here to talk about guys. Well i am devoted to letting women see the break up signs before they get the boot that way you can break up with him before he breaks up with u. Or if ur a total Claire (from the clique novels) u can find out what you are doing wrong so when u can mend ur relationship. Personally if a guy doesnt think im perfect he is O-U-T out!
Speaking of OUT Heidi Montag is supposedly doing a duet with Britney Spears and Britney Spears denied it of course. When i say Britney Spears I mean Daddy Spears. It must be sad when u get rejected by the father of two skanky daughters =(


In: Blogging! yay us. The Clique. Red Flats. Boy Cuts.
Out: Jack-off!!!. Harry Potter's supposed Death. Big Sunglasses. and Bangs (ewww)

March 13th

hey guys I'm Heidi. i just got super duper bored so i decided to do this. this first blog is to just tell u about me. Well I'm sixteen years old and i live in Newport Beach, California. In my blog Ur gonna see references to my all time favorite book and guide The Clique Series but with my own spin. If you read the books then I'm going to tell u that I'm a total Massie. For those who haven't i am really bossy and a bit mean at times but if u treat me nice I'll treat u nice back. I'm the leader of my clique and I'm kinda a control freak. anyway I'm a pretty cool person. I'm pretty much down to earth. i Love fashion so if u wanna talk fashion hit me up on aim, yahoo, or msn. if u have any gossip tell me. i love feeling needed so if u want advice just let me know. all and all I'm a nice person and i cannot wait to meet you! =)


Love Ya, Heidi!