Sunday, April 27, 2008

SMH in April

Its so cute when we see pregnant celebs isnt it. Like Angelina Jolie going to an awards show with a bright yellow dress and i white handbag to cover her belly. silly angie
Nicole Kidman made a very public appearance to stop the growing violence among the world leaders in a worldwide press conference at the UN headquarters last Thursday.
While departing Heathrow Airport last weekend, Naomi Campbell stopped to apologize to the two officers that arrested her earlier this month. We're not sure if the supermodel's words were sincere, but we are sure she didn't fly British Airways; the carrier has banned her from all flights. Also Naomi is reparted to be on Ugly Betty!
Fellow troubled Brit Amy Winehouse arrived at a police station Friday for questioning after allegedly assaulting two men. The Grammy winner was formally cautioned and released without charges after spending the night in police custody.
Paris Hilton and Benji Madden may be facing some legal problems of their own. Benji was in such a rush to leave Foxtail nightclub Friday morning that he allegedly drove over a paparazzo's foot and kept going. The paparazzo has filed a hit and run report against the Good Charlotte guitarist.
Kanye West posed at the "Glow in the Dark" tour party at GOA on Tuesday. Kanye's demanding schedule has left little room for a personal life; he and girlfriend Alexis Phifer announced their split last week.
Hilary Duff is also back to blonde...she also got a role in the spinoff for 90210

Monday, April 14, 2008

I KNEW IT!

http://omg.yahoo.com/ashlee-simpson-pregnant-report/news/8210?nc

Ashlee Simpson is preggers. I knew this would be a shotgun wedding! When i saw it i was like hahahahha. But yep emo girls ur sexy Pete Wentz is sum1's baby daddy! Also the Britney Spears saga goes on. She recently got into a minor traffic accident and she wasn't even high. She's just stupid. For tagged users "Greg" is going to continue making changes to the site which totally sucks. to draw in new users.

Friday, April 11, 2008

Wentz Baby???

okay so dork couple Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson are getting married. Obviously for sum shotgun wedding i guess. They are saying Ashlee Simpson is pregnant. Although this Rumor has been going around for monthes it seemed to resurface. Frankly i dont see Pete having a baby. He seems too...idk! Not daddy material.
Also Doogy Howser (nerdy looking dude from How i Met Your Mother) doesnt want tons of guest stars on their show. So another dickslap in the face for Britney Spears.


Today was ah-mazing. One day closer to the Clique Movie. im super excited. Well i have nothing to say which is a shock! Im losing it HELP!!!

Love Heidi

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Clique Summer Collection: Massie

MASSIE GETS BE-YOO-TIFUL
After Massie Block gets kicked off her high horse and out of her ultra-exclusive Westchester riding camp, her parents force her to do the unthinkable--find a summer job. Not one for dog walking or brat-sitting, Massie comes up with the ah-bvious solution: She'll be a sales rep for the cosmetics brand Be Pretty. Massie fully hearts her new role as fairy gawdmother of makeup--Until sh discovers transforming LBRs into glam-girls takes more than a swish of her royal purple mascara wand

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Okay this book was ah-mazing. Massie Block is my favorite Clique character and i officially adopted her as my fantacy little sister. This book was funny as well. It starts when she's at a horse riding camp and poor Massie is constantly making fun of Selma...whose grandfather owns the camp. Selma didn't tell her all this til the end. Massie wins at all costs so she glues Selma to the saddle to keep her from falling. When Massie gets busted Selma, Whitney, and Jaqueline snitch on her. (Stupid camp tramps!) When this happend in the book i instantly hated those girls. The Block parents decide to get all "parental" and ground Massie and FORCE her to get a summer job. Massie decides to be a rep for Be Pretty. She makes several attempts to sale the stuff the right way but the Massie i love comes out as she tells those LBRs how ugly they are. Which makes them want to buy the makeup! Massie wins the competition but unfortunately she was SUPPOSED to be nice to the LBRs. Massie decides to dye a strand of her hair purple even though she was disqualified, now that's true alpha fashion! After i read this book i decided to re-read Bratfest at Tiffany's. and i am going to read Sealed With a Diss til i get to read Dylan's book. You guys should totally buy this it's hilarious!


Love Heidi!

Thursday, April 3, 2008

How to be a Bitch

OKAY! so i was browsing on stuff. and im like how does the great Massie Block be such a bitch but never feel bad about it. so i found this on How To Be a Bitch:

Step 1:Think about numero uno. The reason a woman or sometimes a man can be classified as a bitch is primarily because they are only concerned with themselves. If you think about yourself ahead of all others, you are placing yourself in the prime position to become a bitch. From now on it's not about anybody else but you. You do what you want, talk to who you want, have sex with who you want, all of which are aimed at fulfilling your needs. Why? Because you are starting to be a bitch.
Step 2:Drop the nice act. Are you always going the extra mile to help a friend? Are you always putting in the extra five bucks when everybody goes out? Then don't. Stop. Don't say please, don't say thank you. Expect people to help you. Tell them why they must help you and put you above others. Be blatant, be demanding and...just be a bitch!
Step 3:Seek revenge. If someone has screwed you, if someone has been a bitch to you in the past, now it's time to give it right back to them. Mark your target and go after them blatantly. Once you have your mark, find out what really excites them, pleases them, or makes them happy, and absolutely destroy it for them. If your co-worker has to leave early and you're always getting stuck with her extra work, next time she tries to pull it, leave the pile of work on desk and simply walk out. Tell her it's her responsibility. Other tricks great for revenge are blatantly ratting someone out, forward embarrassing emails, pictures or telling wildly inappropriate stories about them in front of their parents. Like the time they had sex in the
bathroom at Thanksgiving. Perfect!
Step 4:Keep it up. A bitch isn't simply a snide woman one day and then completely fine the next. That can just get chalked up to PMS. No, a bitch is a woman who keeps up her bitchiness for long periods of time. She denies sex for long periods of time, refuses to assist people, puts herself head and shoulders above everyone, her favorite word is "no." This is not to say that a bitch can't be nice now and again. But if she is, it is only used as a
tool to get what she wants. And the fact that she is nice surprises everyone around her. Congratulations, by following these steps, you are officially a bitch!



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